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Turtle Swag 

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The actions that lead up to a awkward moment. Normal swags awkward counterpart.
Logan: I love you Hannah.
Hannah: *spits milk all over Logan in shock*
Hannah's friend: Way to rock that Turtle Swag
Turtle Swag by awkwardcool May 9, 2012
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Turtle Swag • Swaggy Turtle • turtle • turtle head • turtle necking • turtle shells • turtle dick • turtle fuck • turtle time • turtle soup

Turtle Swag 

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Lazy people who spend most of their days inside, slowly walking upon the household to grab food.
Jessica has turtle swag, all she does is slowly walk to the fridge and back to her bed with food.
Turtle Swag by mwcord September 1, 2014
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Swaggy Turtle

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A swaggy turtle has a lot of swag and style but is shy😏🤏🏼 yet steaming hot and scrumptious
your a swaggy turtle mister
Swaggy Turtle by Carole J November 3, 2020
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abandonware 

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n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
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Foot prisons 

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Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
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cornholio 

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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026
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