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Turtle Meat 

The excess meat of the female genitalia that dangles outside of the vagina. Looks much like the meatish part of a turtles neck.
A womans enlarged labia that has succumbed to being protruded outside of the female genitalia; usually is derived from hardcore and savage intercourse.
Also is called Beef Curtains, Meat Curtains, and Bloodhound Lips.
Bradon: Hey is she alright? it looks like she took a brutal railing from a couple african folk.
Adam: Yeah her Turtle Meat is out of control, its past her knees and can almost be compared to Lindsey's.
Turtle Meat by I Jurcough January 24, 2009
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meat turtle 

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.
I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie 

turtlemate 

noun
like when you adopt a goat for Oxfam and they pair you with a turtle and you have a turtlemate who sends you presents
Oh look I just got a poster from my turtlemate!
turtlemate by polomate March 7, 2016