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A cross between a turtle and a unicorn. Often said to have Ninja skills and be generally awesome. Originated on twitter during a conversation between @HolowPointSmile and @KobraKidxo when discussing the two most awesome animals in the world, Turtles and Unicorns, and also Ninjas.
I just put my Turticorn to bed as it was climbing on my ceiling
by DeadManWalkingAliveSomewhere July 01, 2011