A surprise anal penetration during heterosexual sexual intercourse. Phrase coined by gigolos working in Tiburon, CA, to describe the phenomenon when working with wealthy women.
I got fired, because I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
She wants to see me again next week, because I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
She wants to see me again next week, because I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
by DeadManO'Keane October 4, 2007
Sex act performed on a wealthy woman by a hired gigolo. The woman assumes any tantric Yoga position in hopes of engaging in deep cosmic tantric sex with her hired steed. The gigolo sensually inserts part of his 'linga' (cock) in her 'yoni' (cunt), and begins to make sweet, expensive love to her for about 5 strokes. He then removes his linga from her yoni, and shoves it all the way up her asspipe, proceeding to buttfuck her ass in a weird yoga position for a good 30 minutes or so. This is called the Tiburon Turnpike because of the high number of wealth women in Tiburon, CA who hire gigolos.
I was getting so bored I could barely stay hard, so I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
Mrs. Jettison's rectum prolapsed during a Tiburon Turnpike.
Mrs. Jettison's rectum prolapsed during a Tiburon Turnpike.
by HorseHungKris October 1, 2007
When a girl is dancing in a club and bends over so her hands are on the ground; usually up against a guy.
by ehloipsea February 20, 2011
Slutty dance made popular by Deena Nicole from Jersey Shore.
The instructions for the dance are as follows:
1. Bend over and place your manicured hands on the ground.
2. Make sure your butt is as high up in the air as it can be.
3. Grind up against a juicehead guido.
4. Bend your knees and yell "I'm a blast in a glass!"
The instructions for the dance are as follows:
1. Bend over and place your manicured hands on the ground.
2. Make sure your butt is as high up in the air as it can be.
3. Grind up against a juicehead guido.
4. Bend your knees and yell "I'm a blast in a glass!"
by uyJDfajdfgkjgdf July 29, 2011
Mac double downed after taking some acid and took the turnpike to jersey by eating some magic mushrooms.
by Bigchungus6942069 March 26, 2020
by Big daddy 69 August 28, 2017
in bartending, it is the process of combining all of the alcoholic residue from the bar, cup mats, etc., into a pint glass and giving it to the drunk who keeps asking for more.
by Tommy Boy March 7, 2005