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to be put in the most horrific situation
"Our little secret!" said Frank as he snuggles in bed with his son.
MUM: "I'll just finish this hot sweaty work, and then you can rummage m'gash"
by Urbandurban July 04, 2003
(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to an even greater degree than shitfaced.
Dude, I can't make my meeting this morning as I totally got turnered last night.
by Cbeggs May 17, 2011