for this to work properly one must first turn on the heat throughout the house, get into a nice HOT shower, so that your sack hangs like never before. After the shower the house should be nice and toasty to keep hang-time. then one must throw his sack over his penis to resemble a turkey. then slam their partner in the ass violently making them gobble like a turkey.
yeah bro, she said she was on her way over, so i told her i would be in the shower, and to just come in and wait for me.....i snuck up from behind and gave that bitch the Turkish Door Jam!
by RodHart December 10, 2010