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2.
a person who acts retarded, absent minded, or generally an asshole.
you believe that dude hung up on terry, what a turkeyburger!!!!!
by lmbo!!! August 11, 2012
 
1.
A burger made of Turkey. They are much better for you and are most certainaly not served at Mcdonalds. Thay taste the same but people do not want to eat them because they want to be fat and look ugly.
Hey dude want to go to Mcdonalds nah I rather have a turkeyburger and not get fat.
by ryuzakikun96 April 24, 2009
 
3.
coined from spring break 2010. Referring to heavy set and ugly girls. Also, can use "Turkey Wrap" for skinny but busted girls. Really fat girls can also be known as a "Baconater"
If you bring that girl back you straight eating a Turkey Burger.

All those girls were fine except the one Turkey Burger.

Yo, you were so drunk last night you were posted up with that Turkey Burger and Baconater friend.
by Spring Break 2010 March 11, 2010