Turkey Ham war 

war between stupid ham and awesome turkey. Turkey will obviously win and is predicted to win by me(the dictionary)

Turkey ham war should take over everything ever. lunchboxes, backpacks, sandwiches.

Turkey Ham war by Iggy the Spacepirating Astronaut Bountyhunter Plumbbot ninja. December 1, 2006

Turkey Ham war 

1) A pointless "war" between turkey and ham sandwiches.
2) Horrendously childish or stupid. Derived from the first use of the word.

1) ogm d00d turky is s0000 much better than ghey ham. lets kill ppl 2 proove it lol
2) Oy, when Kim picks fights with people over a basketball game he sure is acting Turkey Ham war.

Turkey Ham war by Major Sterrance March 16, 2007