Turkey Water

The voluminous bowl of buttery tan colored liquid matter you discover after a twinge of the shits, not necessarily seasonally related to but often the day after a holiday dinner.
After eating Christmas Dinner at Marsha's grandparent's house, I made turkey water at the hotel.
by Jeff Cheek April 18, 2007
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Albino Water Turkey

A pelican that appears on the lake at nighttime
Hillbillies from Illinois call them birds Albino Water Turkey’s when they appear at nighttime
by AlcoholicsAnonymous420 July 02, 2025
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