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1.
The rubber pellets found in artificial turf. It gets into anything and everything.
"Dude nice tackle out there, you totally messed him up."
Person #1
"Thanks man but now I'm covered in turf turds."
Person #2
by superflypirate April 29, 2010
 
2.
The piece of playing field that gets caught in the football player's helmet.
Ray Lewis rammed that running back's helmet into the turf so fuckin' hard,the running back had a turfturd caught in his helmet....
by icbmcruzmissle January 11, 2011