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1.
The rubber pellets found in artificial turf. It gets into anything and everything.
"Dude nice tackle out there, you totally messed him up."
Person #1
"Thanks man but now I'm covered in turf turds."
Person #2
by superflypirate April 29, 2010
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2.
The piece of playing field that gets caught in the football player's helmet.
Ray Lewis rammed that running back's helmet into the turf so fuckin' hard,the running back had a turfturd caught in his helmet....
by icbmcruzmissle January 11, 2011
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