Top Definition
A condom when once thrown marks the territory or "turf" of the owner of said condom. If the turf condom sticks to the target, then that target becomes the property/turf of the thrower of the condom.
"Hey Lauren, is that a turf condom on your window or are you happy to see me?"
by braduardo November 16, 2011

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