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Someone who is a complete and utter idiot. His/her incompetence has rendered them so completely useless, that the only thing you would put them in charge of is a pile of turds.
I ordered ONION RINGS but the Turd Master at the counter gave me fries - AGAIN!
by aspAddict June 16, 2006
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5 Words related to Turd Master
one who defecates excessively large quantities of stool.
Though our cat and dog consume similar quantities of food,
the dog is the true turdmaster.
by sphinctre February 04, 2011

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