Turd trencher

When you try anal sex with someone who is constipated and you have to trench through the dry turds.

I’m going to have to do some turd trenching to go balls deeps. You can call me turd trencher.

by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018

Turd o'clock

Ussualy, mid afternoon time after lunch when all toilets cubicles are occupied, exactly at the time when you need it for obvious reason

No way to take shit now, It's turd o'clock

by Jsjsisj November 8, 2023

Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

by Safety Lane February 24, 2022

Turd Range

The range at which feces can be thrown with one's own power

"fuck you"
"you sure talk a lot of shit for someone in turd range"

by turd thrower February 15, 2021

STUFFED TURD

THE SHITTY ENVIRONMENT YOU WORK IN AND ASSHOLES YOU WORK WITH WHO ARE NOT FUN.

WE ARE FUN TO WORK WITH... NOT LIKE THE STUFFED TURDS YOU USED TO WORK WITH.

by the turd burlgar July 8, 2017

Flipping Turds

"flipping turds" is essentially another way of saying nervous, worried or scared. The origin stems from the feeling that you get in your stomach when feeling any of those things and it's presumed similarity with what a turd would feel like if it were flipping around in your guts...

"I'm sure Pam is already flipping turds thinking about driving in this snow"

by GSchruth November 20, 2011

Fudgy turd sickle

That little bit of poop stuck going down the toilet that your to lazy to clean so it lives there forever now

"My fudgy turd sickle is so big now, but I'm way too lazy to scrub it.... His names Jerry"

by Urban stalker 😏 June 10, 2023