Top Definition
1. This should really go without saying

2. Likely a dietitian.

3. One who knows about your physical health by examining your poop.

4. A person who has a bowel movement, and speaks to it before flushing. (This can be most disturbing when standing outside of the door waiting for the restroom.)
Person 1: What is Shannon doing in the bathroom dude?

Person 2: No clue man...I just took a dump, and she ran in there after my turd!

Person 1: Dude...She is such a Turd Whisperer.
by thephantomwang November 29, 2010
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