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1.
Residual fecal matter from improper wiping.
Martin does not like the skid marks left in his skivvies from his turd curd.
by J to tha J November 09, 2007
 
2.
When someone farts so hard you can taste it (like chewing on curd)

When someone farts so hard it sounds like they turded in their pants.
Wife: Damn! Did you fart?
Husband: Yeah! it was a real turd curd!
by phantom gas chamber December 18, 2009