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Martin does not like the skid marks left in his skivvies from his turd curd.
by J to tha J November 09, 2007
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When someone farts so hard you can taste it (like chewing on curd)

When someone farts so hard it sounds like they turded in their pants.
Wife: Damn! Did you fart?
Husband: Yeah! it was a real turd curd!
by phantom gas chamber December 18, 2009
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