Turbo dick

(n) is when you mount a girl and give her the dick so fast and hard that you reach completion within 5-12 seconds. If she finishes you fucked up. Membling turbo dick under your breath is strongly encouraged to increase effectiveness.

Matt Brewer just gave you the turbo dick.

Turbo dick by The real Cookie Monster September 29, 2013

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Turbo Dick

Noun - When you excel 15 mph during intercourse and enter the speed force.

Noun, "That Eugene over there may be a weirdo, but he has a Turbo Dick!"

Turbo Dick by OmgItsBigBoy March 9, 2018

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turbodick • turbokick • turbovicki • turbo • turbo slut • turbo negro • turbo nerd • turbo shandy • Turbo Ass • Turbo Mode

turbokick

An awesome form of cardio kickboxing with dance, kickboxing, and awesome choreography. Super intense and super sexy.

A: Hey Jon Gosselin is one fat bitch
B: Word man, homegirl should do some turbokick

turbokick by TurboFreak October 9, 2009

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turbovicki

Strong, powerful body. Gorgeous face, and the best at sports. All enemies are named Dick Cheney. Daughters names are Turbosusan and etc. Defeated the foot clan and dominated the sport of bowling

"Oh man she's such a turbovicki,"
"What? Her?"
"Yeah man, do you see that strong and powerful bod right there?"

turbovicki by Guy with glasses ,sometimes. January 18, 2018

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turbodick

A turbodick is someone who (after three or four premium lagers) decides that they are a ninja.

Turbodick is a stronger insult than dick.

Me: Look at Horatio, he's trying to kungfu a bouncer... again
You: Yeah, he's such a turbodick.

turbodick by Redheat May 18, 2005

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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