Theoretically, a difficult excretion of some variety that is timeconsuming and solid. If you can stand to be called a retard because you said it, it is kind of funny and not too dirty.
I am taking a turboturd; just a minute.
by Legatus 1T-TA1 December 13, 2007
To take a fast shit.
Uh-oh. I have to shit but I have a show coming on in a minute! Better make turbo turds!
by Userman June 12, 2011