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Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.
"I don't get it....."
"You're such a turbo turtle!"
by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009
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A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.
man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.

Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
by shadowtoothdragon April 17, 2016
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