Top Definition
A twist on the standard blumpkin, a turbo blumpkin is getting head from a girl while taking a dump. The added boost comes when the girl pushes the log back inside the guy as a dildo and repeats like hitting the turbo button in madden.
Molly hit me with the turbo blumpkin last night.... it was awesome.
by blumpkinater January 30, 2011

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