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9.
Slang term for hair that has been styled.
Man, quit messin' with the tuke
by Forsaken s0ul June 10, 2005
 
1.
The canadian phrase for beanie
You got your tuke for snowboarding?
by Brady January 15, 2004
 
2.
An acronym for The Ugliest Kid Ever coined in Arlington, Ma and used quite frequently.

TUKE:

T- The

U-Ugliest

K- Kid

E- ever.
Ex. 1: Woah! You hooked up with her? That biddy is Tuke!

Ex. 2: That tuke biddy over there keeps givin me the eye, let's dip before she jumps on my dick.
by Dr. PillowPants August 05, 2010
 
3.
n.- the ugliest kid ever
adj.- extremely ugly
That girl is tuke!
that is the tukest kid i have ever seen.
by Rach January 21, 2005
 
4.
Someone who acts retarded with no mental excuse
If she thinks she can catch me, she's a fuckin tuke. No way am I going to marry that ho
by Aballofcorn March 24, 2014
 
5.
Someone who acts retarded with no mental excuse
If she thinks she can catch me, she's a fuckin tuke. No way am I going to marry that ho
by Aballofcorn March 24, 2014
 
6.
The act of quickly shooting a large hard shit out of your ass.
Jared did a tuke during our camping trip and when he did it we thought it was a tree falling down.
by goldISgood March 18, 2010
 
7.
verb: a forceful thrust using the fingertips to inflict pain on another.
George was being annoying so I tuked him in the neck.
by Erin Kanewer January 04, 2008