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8.
The day one should use as the day of exception.
April: Are you a lesbian?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...

Alice: Is there a party in your pants?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...

Meahgan: When does 2+2=fish?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
by LiveBreatheMusic October 23, 2005
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9.
a beautiful person who carries her heart on her sleeve and loves deeply. cutting and sarcastic, she is also loving and sweet to those important to her.
That girl is aweseome, such a Tuesday
by sistergirly February 03, 2010
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10.
1.) Third day of the week.

2.) A name.

3.) Born on this day.
Person 1: Hey, what's your name?

Person 2: Tuesday.

Person 1: Were you born on a Tuesday?

Person 2: No.
by Tuesday Tr. August 18, 2007
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11.
The day of the week during which Soylent Green may be purchased for consumption. Soylent Green is not readily available the other days of the week due to limited production -- but don't worry, the more people die from starvation, the more Soylent Green there will be for the remaining populace!
Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red, and Soylent Yellow. And, new, delicious, Soylent Green: The "miracle food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent Green day.
by indiecognition December 10, 2007
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12.
the third person to be passed a blunt/joint in a circle-- Person lights up, passes it to Mondays, who passes it to tuesdays
"You already called Mondays?! Well I'm calling Tuesdays then nigga!"
by KIELHIYA September 23, 2013
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13.
Arguably the best day of the entire week!

Sundays: Suck, the most boring day of the week, there is nothing EVER on T.V. and you are always stressing out for monday and the rest of the week.

Mondays: Are horribly boring. Your all drined out from the weekend and lazy Sunday. The worst day of the week.

Wednesdays: The middle day. Eh.

Thursdays: The friday before friday except without all the fun.

Friday: Planning your weekend, getting friends together, calling bitches, all a huge hassle.

Saturday: When the best parties are held

TUESDAY: The greatest day of the week. Were the most random and fun bullshit happens. It could be the same ting you do on saturdays but during the week everything seem so much funner.

Also a reference of total randomness.


Guy 1: Dude I just had a threesom yesterday.

Guy 2: On a Tuesday?

Guy 1: Fuck yeah bro! High five!


Ex 2:

Guy 1: Would you ever drive a zamboni naked down the highway at 32 degrees singing the waffle song?

Guy 2: Hmmm only on a Tuesday.
by County April 10, 2009
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14.
The worst day of the week. It's the worst day because Monday sucks, but Tuesday is like Monday again. Since it's the worst day of the week it's the only day you can kill someone and get away with it. Tuesday is a day of anarchy.
I'm going to kill you next Tuesday.
by Tuesday_Sckus Loochs May 15, 2007
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