Tube Lube

Alcoholic beverages on the train; road sodas on the tracks; pre-game beverages to lubricate you on mass transit.

Man, those tube lubes did the trick.

by MJB730 January 29, 2017

Tube of Lube

Whether its for dry skin or cuts or you just need a little slick, tube of lube comes in all sizes, right now econo size for the same price!

John: Man my hands are dry from this winter air.
Ed: Maybe you should get some hand cream for that...
Foug: Want some tube of lube?

by Foug September 3, 2003

lube tube

Sexual lubricant dispenser. Usually in the form of a toothpaste-like tube. Used during the act of anal sex.

Clive, grab that lube tube and grease up. I'm going in.

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008

Lube tube

Lube tube is the female version of a douchebag. Usually identifiable by the wearing of uggs and a northface. If wearing sweatpants too, then definitely a lube tube.

While walking around the mall I saw a whole pack of Lube Tube's.

by lthater December 2, 2009

lube tube

slang term for vagina or anus, in the case of gay men.

Man, she has one hell of a tight lube tube.

or
She don't need no KY jelly, her lube tube is slick.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

Tube o' Lube

A cylindrical shaped container housing the slick substance known as lube. Often used by gay men before they butt-fuck each other. Sometimes flavored to elevate the pleasure of the anal participants.

*Denver tries to insert himself inside Ben's puckered asshole*
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!

by mr.cj-peakok January 7, 2019

Tall tube of lube

Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.

Oooo. Check out that tall tube of lube—making me all horny and wet.

by NTD is me February 13, 2021