The trusty two

The trusty two is a phrase used to describe the index and middle finger, the fingers most used for "her" pleasure. The trusty two never fail.

Girl: My vibrator broke
Girl 2: Oh no! What ever will you do?
Girl: No worries, its back to the trusty two until I get it fixed
Girl 2: What a relief

by dirtydonna October 26, 2010

Trusty Tornado

When you have anal sex with a woman and you spin your penis around and around forcibly pushing deep like a corkscrew.

Last night I gave that girl a Trusty Tornado and she loved it.

by Blah Blah rah rah February 6, 2009

trusty crusty

a trust fund traveler that wears dirty clothes and attempts to mask his suburban upbringing and live the life of a crusty punk. Typically, they sleep on couches, bum money for booze, have a dog, do not shower and create spectacles of themselves due to there immature age and lack of alcohol tolerance...and because they think it is cool. These kids almost always have platinum debit cards in there pockets and aren't really all that tough.

The trusty crusty made certain that no one saw him use the ATM before he walked to the corner store to beg for change for his morning Thunderbird.

by corner store February 23, 2010

Trusty Crusty

The sock that a teenage boy uses and masturbates into, after a while it becomes his "Trusty Crusty"

My sock hardened into a trusty crusty.

by TrustyCrusty June 7, 2017

Trusty Hairbow

A hair piece used in the summer for emergency situations.

Trusty Something you have trust in.

Hairbow Something that holds your hair back when needed.

"Jen, Do you have an extra trusty hairbow?"

by Ashleylynne87 November 15, 2006

trusty steed

Woody's horse, Bullseye

Where's my trusty steed Bullseye?

by Wimpygrwg September 29, 2020

you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

when you do cool things in fallout new vegas

player: im going to kill all of the brotherhood of steel and ncr at the same time
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
player: imma chug out of this sink so i dont waste a stimpack
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN

player: thank you game very non deathclaw of you
you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

by mexicanfoxnigga March 10, 2021