Trumple butter 

the psychic residue from watching or reading the news

the dirty feeling one gets from from placing one's attention on politics

the tangy and fetid mixture of demagoguery and American politics

Trumple butter - smooth or chunky, it's no bueno

Trumple butter by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2017

Trumple Butter 

When Donald Trump is fucking your ass and he pulls out and starts to fuck your pussy, the resulting tan substance is what Donald Trump styles his hair with. (similar to truffle butter)

Joe: Hey, did get a hold of some trumple butter when you were fucking Donald Trump last week?
Dacks: Nah, he puts it directly in his hair...

Trumple Butter by Laquashwycsha September 22, 2016