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Trump Math 

Any math concept, formula, or theorem that can’t be simplistically or half-accurately be explained in a tweet, or using 280 characters, is likely to be too complex or confusing to the millions of pro-Trump blue-collar or MAGA workers and alt-right “fine patriots.”
If you can’t explain any Trump math to an oft-morally bankrupt and mathematically challenged Trumpublican, QAnonist, or statistical evangelical, you probably don’t understand it yourself.
Trump Math by Covido February 7, 2022

Do a Math Trump 

When you irresponsibly or prematurely walk away from a math test or exam, instead of waiting until the end of the paper, when everyone is allowed to leave the room, because you can’t handle the difficult or brain-unfriendly questions, especially after boasting to the whole world that you have a “genius IQ.“
During the 60-minute math test the other day, everybody was surprised to see Don do a math trump, who consoled himself that he could always pay a Shapiro to sit for his SAT if he failed again.
Do a Math Trump by MathPlus October 27, 2020

Trumpathon 

A term coined to describe a culturally sick presidency drawn out to such a degree as to be way too fucking much.
It was a four-year marathon greed nightmare bringing us all to the brink of war; it was the Trumpathon.
Trumpathon by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2019

Trumpmatize 

1. To fall short on basic theories of the true meaning feminism, racisim, stupidity.
He was trumpmatized after listening to his fail hearted lectures of women.
Trumpmatize by TheyKnowNothing January 24, 2017

Trumpathetic 

/trəmp-pəˈTHedik/

Adjective.

Needing an inappropriate amount praise for a poor attempt at a given goal.
"The president and his supporters are such a trumpathetic group of individuals."
Trumpathetic by Birdguy923 February 17, 2019

Trumpmatic 

When an extremely egotistical and psychotic person says the repercussions of their actions were traumatic. Despite the fact they instigated the situation and are too psychotic to realize they are getting what they deserve. A prime example of this is somebody who incited an insurrection, but called the understandable backlash they received traumatic.
After inciting an insurrection which caused death and destruction, the psychotic orange had the audacity to call the backlash he received trumpmatic