This sexual endeavor consists of three steps:
Step 1: Defecate into a plastic bag.
Step 2: Wrap defecate tightly in plastic bag and place in freezer.
Step 3: Use the "ice pick" as you would any normal dildo.
Step 1: Defecate into a plastic bag.
Step 2: Wrap defecate tightly in plastic bag and place in freezer.
Step 3: Use the "ice pick" as you would any normal dildo.
Frank: I'm getting tired of our normal, bland sex life.
Mary: Why don't we try Trotsky's Ice Pick?
or
Steve: Did you hear how Trotsky died? He was Ice Picked to death.
Mary: Why don't we try Trotsky's Ice Pick?
or
Steve: Did you hear how Trotsky died? He was Ice Picked to death.
by SneakyJewishSanta June 7, 2011