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The Troja Philosophy 

-noun
1. The idea that high school relationships are quixotic due to the fact that having a boyfriend/girlfriend in 9-12 grade rarely ever ends in lasting commitment and often results in the end of a good friendship.
2. The belief that there is really “no point” to making a close friend of the opposite sex any more than a friend and that the only “benefits” you should get from a friend are encouragement and someone to talk to.
1. She stubbornly asserted that having no social life was not the only reason she adhered to the Troja Philosophy.
2. The two became great friends, knowing that their belief in the Troja Philosophy would keep their friendship from getting complicated or stressful.

Trojan Tusk 

Wow that a massive Trojan tusk in his pants
Trojan Tusk by Muckyfingers82 July 31, 2021

Trojan Horse Disbursement 

The act of giving bad or false information to a third party that is close to the primary party in order to gain better positioning.
George's Trojan Horse Disbursement to Shannon, which was communicated to Russell, her friends opposing attorney, gave George an advantage since Russell used this false data that ended up very disadvantageous to his case against George.

Troian Bellisario 

Best actor on abc family's Pretty Little Liars. Currently portrays Spencer Hastings. Has a dope body, dope sense of humor, dope laugh, dope smile, dope hair, dope personality. Oh, and she uses the word "dope" a lot, but that's why she's so dope. She is just so amazing that she even makes some girls question their sexual orientation. She has a unique beauty which you may not notice at first, but once you think about it, you're like, OMG SHE IS SO AMAZING I LOVE HER SO SO SO SO MUCH!!

"You are going to watch the show and you are going to like it. Otherwise I'm gonna come in to your living room through the TV like that girl in The Ring and I'm gonna scare the beejeezus out of you, do not put it past me! No really, it's a dope show, you're gonna like it" - Troian Bellisario
-Isn't Troian Bellisario just the most amazing person on Earth?

-Why yes, yes she is.
Troian Bellisario by dancergirl626 September 7, 2012

trojan rocket 

A used condom blown up like a balloon and let go.
"That trojan rocket really messed up my Nirvana poster."
trojan rocket by skidmark May 15, 2005

madonna troia 

"madonna troia" is a tipical italian angry expression which is used when you are really angry and u wanna shout to the gods to know how much you are angry. Especially in Veneto, we use to say it really often, even if we are not angry at all because it's almost a fashion. So if u come and visit italy, you can spam it as much as you like it and you will make lots of friends in few seconds. Trust me, this is pure pwnage.
*TIP* If you are really angry, u can say "MADONNACCIA TROIA", or with even more effect "LA MADONNACCIA TROIA".
"OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN ASKING ADSL FOR 4 YEARS BUT I STILL HAVE NOT IT, MADONNA TROIA"
"Ma dio cane son 4 anni che chiedo l'adsl e devo ancora averla, madonna troia"

"It's raining like hell, Madonna troia!!"
"Madonna troia che piova!!"

"Mi si è bucato il goldone Madonnaccia troia"
"Oh my god the condom has a hole Madonnaccia troia!!!"
madonna troia by susho March 28, 2008