a jolly uber creep who likes to hit on girls who are way out of his league. alcohol only further brings out his creepyness. when rejected by hot girls will creepyly ask directly for a kiss. extremly akward around women, and extremly creepy and wierd to talk about girls with. enjoys chicken wings and pannini's. enjoys rubbing down his chicken
"dude that guy was creeping on that girl"
"Yeah bro he's a total Trogmyer"