GSG-Trinity is the biggest zone camping noob of all time.
When he's not zone camping,he's destroying GSG forums by spamming them.
Trinity love the master Overlord which own the whole world.
Everyone should be like him.
I just pwnd u Trinity! I am almighty!
MUAHAHAHA!!!
by .Overlord. February 23, 2008
The Diabolical Trinity, consisting of Satan, the Anti-Christ, and the False Prophet. Embodied by three random chicks in some podunk town in Florida who go out at night and arouse mischief through flashings, moonings, loitering, and boxing/wrestling sessions with foam The Thing Hands on beaches. Once the sun rises, they are replaced by the Holy Trinity (God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit) just too damn tired to give a crap about anyone's well-being.
"Fuck!"
"What?"
"That retarded Trinity just pulled into the parking lot."
"Hide the children!"
by Einsworth September 30, 2006
The Diabolical Trinity, consisting of Satan, the Anti-Christ, and the False Prophet. Embodied by three random chicks in some podunk town in Florida who go out at night and arouse mischief through flashings, moonings, loitering, and boxing/wrestling sessions with foam The Thing Hands on beaches. Once the sun rises, they are replaced by the Holy Trinity (God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit) just too damn tired to give a crap about anyone's well-being.
"Fuck!"
"What is it?"
"That retarded Trinity just pulled into the parking lot!"
"Hide the children!"
by Einsworth October 05, 2006
Christians believe that God is a trinity, consisting of Jesus, the Father, and the Holy Spirit. Supposedly these 3 together are God. Yet since they are not together, there is technically no one all powerful God. If God was perfect, he would not require three parts to acomplish what He wanted. A perfect God would be one God, and he will never show himself on this Earth for he is above such things. The Jews were too scared to eaven "HEAR" him because they feared they would die, and God said it was a good decision. Yet they claim Jesus is God or part of God, but while on earth he was 100% God and 100% man (adds up to 200% but Christians can't count). In reality, Jesus was just a man. The powers he had he said came from the Father. So in reality he was 100% man and 0% God. Yet most Christians will never agree to this, because the idea that God not being God even for a while is ridiculous. Yet it is the truth what they believe. Why else could Jesus ask the Father for help, say he did everying because of the Father's help.

On a side note, Jews do not believe Jesus was a prophet or God, but just a good man, even though they killed him. Muslims believe Jesus was just a prophet, and not God. They reject the idea of the Trinity. In fact the Holy Spirit in Islam is not part of God but it is Gabriel. Truly the Islamic view makes the most sense.
Christians believe God is a Trinity, but it makes no sense and no Christian can truly explain it. It is indeed polytheism.
by Big D August 06, 2005
The biggest lie in the Christian faith.
Christian teachings say that Jehovah, Jesus and Holy Spirit are the same, or a trinity. No so. Jehovah is father, supreme being, who, using his Holy Spirit (active force) created Jesus, (son).
by I don't attend January 15, 2009
awesome anglican boarding school north east of toronto
kid - I wish I had an extra 30 000 lying around so i could go to trinity
by Moi April 23, 2004
The Dragon (Satan), the Beast (the Antichrist), and the Prophet. Just as false as the Christian trinity/god, but much cooler.
The Diabolical Trinity believes in sex, drugs, and Rock n Roll. Can I hear a hallelujah motherfucker?
by Kain November 26, 2004

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