Tri Delt #2: "Hey, that one hippo looks a little bit like Susie."
Tri Delt #1: "No, I think it looks more like you. What happened with you and that new miracle diet anyway?"
Tri Delt #2: "Oh, I lasted 2 hours, but then I had this killer craving for Krispy Kreme."
Tri Delt #1: "That'll happen. Pass me half of that cheesecake."
The use of the word Tri-Delt can be either complimentary or derogatory, depending on the intent and outlook of the user.
Can you believe how snotty that tridelt treated me! You'd think she was god's gift to men!
Greg: Bill, remember the old saying... "If your girlfriend won't do it, a tri delt will!!"
Delta Delta Delta, better known as Tri-Delta or Tri-Delt.
**You know what they say**:
Can't get laid, try delt (everyone else has)!
(According to folklore, the three Deltas represent three "points" or erect cocks Tri-Delts strive to have in or around their mouth, have between their legs, and otherwise entertain, at all times)
>>>>Tri-delts are largely involved with philanthropy and community service. Their signature event is year-round: raising men's self-esteems, reminding them there are always girls who will have sex with them, since 1889.
An anonymously written poem:
I like getting ram-
med, yes I do!! I like cocks,
Sure I'll sleep with you!
Your friend wants in, I'll fuck him too!
You want a reach around?
You want to fuck on the ground?
I can't handle a big schlong??
Oh, you sir are ever-so-wrong!
Eifel Tower me.
Shower me, make it rain.
Do it the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
Sex with me is so good so good you see!
So I will suck on cocks
Protruding from a "Big Sausage Pizza" box.
And I will take it from three, maybe four,
Of your friends, you think I haven't done this before??
And I will fuck over here and over there.
I Say: I will eat cock ANYWHERE!
Are you sad you can't get a date?
While you beat off to a playmate?
Listen here, without a doubt
This is true: I put out
Remember, the adage is true:
Whatever the reason, I'll fuck you,
If any of this you've ever felt,
Then by god, you should be a Tri-Delt!
Can't get laid,
>>>Commrade 1: "What it is man?"
(handshake that lasts no less than 12 seconds)
>>>Commrade 2: "Tryin' to get my dick wet tonight! (ingests copious amounts of drank)
Hit up that party down the street, it's sick as shit! Table dancers, no cover, kush out back...it's practically a reverse-sausage-fest!
_______But! Always have plan B, my fine soon-to-be-vomiting-because-you-just-finished-that-fifth-of-jack-alone-curled-in-a-ball-in-the-corner friend--can't get laid, Tri-Delt (*wink*)"
>>>Commrade 1: (Very animated as visions of fornication flood his intoxicated mind...as Tri-Delts have the reputation of being "easy" often (not always). Returning to reality after a 4 second LAG) "Awww yea!"