The result of sitting on a motorbike which has a wet seat...
Your seat is wet... You'll definitely contract trench gooch.
by Jshiphone February 28, 2014
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Like trench foot, but for your gooch if you're wading around waist deep in trench water
"Oh man, catch a whiff of my trench gooch!"
by bowsersgoochcrust January 11, 2021
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