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1.
1) A very unfortuante or small penis.

2) A penis that just can't get it up.

3) The AIDS ridden "Magic Johnson".
Could that possibly be an inch and a half? That is one Tragic Johnson!

Mike had Joe's dick in his mouth for three hours and couldn't seem to raise his intrests - Joe's is a Tragic Johnson.

Magic Johnson + whores = Tragic Johnson
by Jon G. / Jeanette M. May 07, 2008
 
2.
Earvin "Magic" Johnson has aids.
by Markus July 16, 2003