Ever need a clear and simple way to rate women amoungst friends? When rating women, the traffic light analysis system can be used.
To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.
A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.
A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.
A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.
A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.
A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.
A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.
A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.
A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
The traffic light system
Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.
Mike: shes about a yellow
Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.
Mike: shes about a yellow
Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
by Niemico October 4, 2009
Traffic lights which are timed to be green for about 3 minutes in the direction where there is no traffic and to be green for 10 seconds in the direction where traffic is tailed back for half a mile
by garry gobshite June 9, 2010
When a homosexual Native American and a straight Asian man 69 each other and puke up each other's appletinis onto each other.
Annyong and Big Bulge got messy last night after a long night of clubbing and had themselves a traffic light party.
by ChipChipperson February 13, 2017
The act whereby motorcyclists lane-split to the front of a set of lights then race each other when the lights go green.
A way to make the daily commute more interesting.
A way to make the daily commute more interesting.
by Tumbles June 27, 2008
You get these from somebody when they wanna know your going the wrong way with it and need to turn around. Basically it means they aren't tolerating what your doing and have a problem with it
Jimmy: Hey girl you lookin good what's your name?
Cindy: Why you wanna know that?
Jimmy: Cmon lets get to know each other?
Cindy: Why?
Jimmy: Fuck you you difficult ass bitch
(2 hours later)
Jimmy: I failed at talkin to this girl earlier
Timmy: She gave you the back of the traffic lights?
Jimmy: Yea I'm so pissed
Cindy: Why you wanna know that?
Jimmy: Cmon lets get to know each other?
Cindy: Why?
Jimmy: Fuck you you difficult ass bitch
(2 hours later)
Jimmy: I failed at talkin to this girl earlier
Timmy: She gave you the back of the traffic lights?
Jimmy: Yea I'm so pissed
by OpticalEpilepsy June 3, 2010
Winning is everything in the red traffic light game. Win a simple game of 'paper scissors rock' (just one game - best of one) and your loins will be titillated with a dash of frothiness thrown in too if you're lucky. At every red light you stop at whilst driving, the loser must'
fondle/stroke/touch/use their hands/finger-bang/fist?/ the winner for as long as the traffic light is red. (no fist please). Once the traffic light turns green, all action must stop. Repeat at next red light.
fondle/stroke/touch/use their hands/finger-bang/fist?/ the winner for as long as the traffic light is red. (no fist please). Once the traffic light turns green, all action must stop. Repeat at next red light.
Hey man, Penelope just lost the red traffic light game and we have a 3 hour drive in front of us. The bitch is going to RSI and i'm going to get my rocks off! BOOM!
by Andy Chocoman January 26, 2013
by Elektrafying_ July 19, 2017