tourist

Any individual who displays no regard or knowledge for the unwritten rules of a location or city. Tourists in London, for example, frequently stand on the left hand side of escalators on the tube (a serious no-no), stand directly in front of the train doors with large rucksacks (again, you just don't do this) and take photographs of them halfway out of a telephone box as though they were appearing in a Broadway musical (does anyone do this anywhere at all?).

"What's that? Stand on the right? No, I think I like the left hand side better. Who cares about those other jerks wanting to get by? I'm a tourist, they should wait." - the primary cause of rioting on the London Underground.

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

tourist

A person who's not completely into what they are doing, or someone who does something just to be cool.

"Jim's coming boarding with us."
"He can't even stand up on a board, he's such a fucking tourist."

by sittingbourneinnit December 5, 2003

tourist

holiday makers from other areas who pay the very wages of those who detest them most.

visitors from other regions whose money keeps many small towns from fading into the shit.

local waitress to cook, as she takes a pizza out to a diner- "fuck, I hate bloody tourists"

later in the evening~

same local waitress to diner- "thank you for the tip, sir"

by pixie-anne February 7, 2009

tourists

A group of people nobody knows where comes from. Tourists love warmth, fjords, bad music, and funny hats. Tourists is people that much of the time is in another place than home. Tourists are always where they're not suppose to be.

See. Tourist. Run.

by The boy who picked flowers and made people sing May 21, 2003

Touristing

Rubbernecking..

Driving slowly or stopping in the middle of the road while looking at the sights.

Walking and paying no attention to anyone else around you while looking at the sights.

"Why did those people in front of us just stop in the middle of the road?" "They're Touristing!"

by shepkatt July 11, 2012

tourist

Ussually a bunch of old people who come to your town from a different town and always cross the street at bad times and make people get into accidents. They buy worthless merchindise that has something to do with where they are.

Dam Tourists get out of the way!

by sam channy April 24, 2005

tourister

a bus used in carrying tourists that is usually owned by a tour operator; a tourist bus.

The hotel has just bought a dandy tourister.

by uttam maharjan March 4, 2010