Buttercup : I don't wear a wig!
Woman : It's on the internet so you know it's true.
Buttercup :Touché.
Woman : It's on the internet so you know it's true.
Buttercup :Touché.
by Qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk February 18, 2017
A fancy word used by people who think they know something. It means "a good comeback" or a.k.a. burn!
by IWasBilbo April 9, 2014
An all-purpose word which is used among swimmers as a substitute for anything they don't feel like saying.
-I'm in the 400 touché next!
-Touché!
-What heat and touché are you in?
-Touché four, lane six.
-I have to drop seven seconds to get the touché!
-Make sure to touché, and you'll kick some touché.
-Touché!
-What heat and touché are you in?
-Touché four, lane six.
-I have to drop seven seconds to get the touché!
-Make sure to touché, and you'll kick some touché.
by This one random King person March 4, 2008
1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.
2. a common reference to Family Guy
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.
2. a common reference to Family Guy
by ogcopkilla April 20, 2007
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person who is an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person
Blaine: Dan, you should focus on stocks and bonds, silk stockings and bonded whiskey.
Dan: Touché douche
Dan: Touché douche
by Tonyiguana March 3, 2016
Touché bitch-I fucked my girlfriends best friend but she got me back by fucking my best friend but there’s nothing you can do, so you stay together!
by Teddy Bears October 23, 2018
Touché is used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point, usually after contradicting the user's previous point.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.
1) Peter: I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.
by Freddy18 November 10, 2011