fps totem

The art of standing on top of a team mate, in a first person shooter style game, in a corner of the map.

How to FPS Totem:
Remaining in the crouched position for other team mates to take advantage of the same blind spot, by crouch-jumping onto your head in Counter Strike.

by lazyfrog February 24, 2013

scrotum totem

Scrotum totem- The totem (or pole) of your scrotum
its basically your dick, penis, cock, etc.

Example:
PAY HOMAGE TO THE SCROTUM TOTEM!
(in this usage the speaker is asking for a blow job)

Example2:

My scrotum totem has been erected.
(in this usage the speaker is say he has a hard on)

by o.O !uLYVkpxJ5w October 4, 2009

Totem Pole

When at least five gay (or curious) guys watch a movie on a couch and enter each other by sitting on one another's laps. Being the bottom of the totem pole is the straightest position, whereas the top is the gayest. Basically a vertical train.

Hey guys, lets watch wanted with no pant on... TOTEM POLE, I get to be bottom!

by Mitey Fulkron December 19, 2008

TOTEM POLE

The act of pooping, where a single log of poop touches the bowl of the toilet while still attached to the anus.

Johnny was in the bathroom stall when all of a sudden he yelled out 'TOTEM POLE' after having accomplished the mega log from butt to bowl in 1 piece.

by Scott Munsie December 18, 2007

Totem Poles

Totally or Total

'mate I am totem poles gunna shit myself if I eat anymore barley'

by beau.sinko July 10, 2009

Totemic Druid

This druid identifies with a particular animal, an animal that he feels represents his spirit. This grants him a special connection to the animal kingdom, and he is able to call upon their spirits to aid him.

Cannot shapeshift at all

by smurf August 24, 2004

Totem Pole

To engage in cunnilingus while one person straddles another, standing person.

Because I totem poled Jane last night, I am washing the hand prints off the ceiling.

by Malawin Mut July 15, 2009