Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the
Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try
Four Seasons Total Landscaping in
Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!