total eclipse of the heart 

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a horribly catchy damn song. They tend to play it at middle-school Veteran's Day programs, while people walk around in black hoods and pretend to be terrorists. It's crazy.

Turn around, bright eyes...

Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.

total eclipse of the heart by Vanity Trash Reba December 28, 2005

Total Eclipse of the Heart 

An emotional song about losing your boyfriend

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

Total Eclipse of the Heart by frabrizio June 7, 2018

total eclipse of the heart 

The act of smearing one's privates with peanut butter with hopes that a dog, cat or other domesticated pet will retrieve some jelly and bread to make a sandwich with it.

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

total eclipse of the heart by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004