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A torsoless midget is one who was born with normal legs and arms and a very large penis while having half an upper body (torso) He is loved by all and very popular witht he ladies. and usally fucks fat hoes.
I am a torso less midget with a very large penis. I am a fucking tripod. Yeah Boy!

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