Lisa: hey, who's that guy on spain's national team with the amazing facial structure and hair?
Jessica: That's Fernando Torres.
Lisa: I want him.
Jessica: fuck off, he's mine.
Jessica: That's Fernando Torres.
Lisa: I want him.
Jessica: fuck off, he's mine.
by putaporfavor July 28, 2010
(a variation of the dirty sanchez) when you accidentally inhale the "stache" and acquire aspiration pneumonia in the right cranial lung lobe. also known as "fecal pneumonia." This title is in honor of the late Bryan Torres who caught a fatal dose of "the dirty Torres."
by scogar August 7, 2009
fernando torres is the one of the best strikers in the world and is extremely talented when it comes to scoring goals, modeling, not being able to speak english and looking super hot!!!
he had the best abs and is a grass devouring sex tornado!!!
he had the best abs and is a grass devouring sex tornado!!!
by jen z November 1, 2009
One of the best WWE Divas ever existed since Trish Stratus, known for her gymnastic abilities and a beautiful smile, she became WWE Divas Champion, but lost at the hands of Alicia Fox in WWE Fatal 4-Way PPV, which Fox pinned Maryse to obtain the championship.
Recently, appears in the Raw brand, as the partner to WWE Superstar R-Truth.
Recently, appears in the Raw brand, as the partner to WWE Superstar R-Truth.
Eve Torres rules!!
by Dragon-Kid November 3, 2010
Amazing spanish soccer player. He's only 22, one of the greatest strikers. he plays for spains national team and is the captain for club atletico madrid, his number is 9 for both teams. not only is he great at football (soccer) he's also great looking- hes got the eyes,smile, cuteness,abs,biceps,legs and ASS. HOTTEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER!
person : damn i saw this soccer player he was so fucking hot! but i dont know who he is, i just know hes number nine
me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol
me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol
by jess<3 March 4, 2007
A dirty Torres is when you take a funnel and shove it in someones ass then you melt a block of cheese and add a can of rotel and pour it into the funnel.Then you take a bowl full of chips and let the cheese dip run out of the ass onto the chips then serve.
by Nasty Mother Fucking Nate May 24, 2006
A Sexy Young Stallion. With The Cock Of A Walrus. He'll Fuck Ya Shit Up! Wheelchair Anyone? He doesnt always drink but when he does he prefers dos equis!
by bigdickwily January 9, 2012