When an individual is taking public transit home after a long day at work, putting up with other people's bullshit and douche of a boss. During the ride, the individual's stomach begins to rumble as they feel like they have to take a huge shit. Not giving a fuck, the individual, ever so sneaky, pulls his pants down enough for his asshole to produce a fresh log of shit. He quickly gets off at the next stop, leaving a gift for the next asshole to sit in that seat.
Guy 1: Man look that guy is taking a shit on his seat!
Guy 2: O shit! That hotshot business man just sat in it! Hahaha
Guy 1: That guy is a Toronto Legend!
Guy 2: O shit! That hotshot business man just sat in it! Hahaha
Guy 1: That guy is a Toronto Legend!
by anonymous0827 September 8, 2012