Torn Couch Share definition Flag Slang for a overweight womans vagina. The resemblence of a fat womans vagina to a couch with its stuffing hanging out is incredible. Julie was so excited her torn couch was soaked. Torn Couch by Goocha April 30, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Torn Couch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch