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To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.
Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.

]"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.
by patrick_batemanRW March 22, 2010