Top Definition
when your testicles are impacted with such blunt force that they no longer retain shape; rather they have the viscosity of tooth paste.
the patient rode his mountain bike off such a high cliff that when the seat impacted his testicles the doctor had to diagnose him with toothpaste nuts
by ernae August 15, 2011

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