toothbat 

A toothbat is exactly what it sounds like , it’s a bat , like a baseball bat , usually pink and gummy and covered in teeth , they can be sharp , they can be molars, they can be small , big , crooked, nice .

<as said by waterparks frontman awsten knight to youtuber crankthatfrank>

hit me with your toothbat , yea I know you'd like that

toothbat by kellinquinnisuwu October 25, 2019

toothbat 

Toothbat is a weapon.

Purple haired Twinks make their enemies drink cum them take their rotten teeth and glue them to a baseball bat to kill their boyfriends.

Fuck you.

Hit me with your toothbat. Ya, you know I’d like that.

toothbat by Toothbat March 12, 2019

toothbat 

a baseball bat with teeth that you use to beat up toxic assholes

“ Will you please make me a toothbat, I would really like that! hit me with your toothbat, with a toothbat” -Awsten Knight, Waterparks (band)

toothbat by sxurgreen November 28, 2019

toothbat 

Toothbat is a weapon.

Awsten Knight from Waterparks makes his enemies drink cum and take their rotten teeth and glue them to a baseball bat then he tries to kill his boyfriend Geoff Wigington.

Fuck you.

Hit me with your toothbat. Ya, you know I’d like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

toothbat by Toothbat March 12, 2019

Tortball 

Noun. Meaning of creepy or sketchy nature. Usually describes gross stalkers who remind you of the ninja turtles.

Ralph is a tortball.

Tortball by nINjAtUrTle505 December 30, 2008

Tijuana Toothpull 

When someone's balls are tied up in a string and connected to an open door knob and when the door closes, it pulls the person's balls and it hurts violently. Used mostly as a torture method

Thad: This guy knows where my pocket pussy is and he's not saying. You know what that means.
Crowd: Tijuana Toothpull!!
Alex: No!! No!!

Tijuana Toothpull by thegame24 July 21, 2011

Tootall 

Abnormally large creature found in Hertfordshire, England.
Sometimes mistaken for big foot or the yeti. The public are generally warned to stay away from him as he is thought to be dangerous but he is usually seen with other people. Also known to do nothing but chest, back and arm work in the gym.

HOLY SHIT! what is that! must be the legendary tootall beast!

Tootall by muffinrape nomonom February 1, 2010