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They usually use their friends, wears costas, crosses their legs like a bitch, denies everything, ditches his friends for bitches who use him, are "workout impostor", have red hair, spends money on many unnecessary items, is a total prick to his parents, and drives a plain acura and always talks about future mods he will put on it.
"God that red-haired fuck is such a toolfag. He thinks he is the shit and ditches us all the time to pick up that bitch who uses him in his shitty acura."

"I own a white polo already.....but i'll buy another one"

"Guys i have to go home....I got to take care of some stuff" -Late seen with the bitch who uses him.

"Son you need a haircut. Mom fuck off. Bye!!"
toolfag by realistnigguh September 13, 2011

Bangin' Toonage 

Really proper loud and good music. Usually chav-ed out dance music which they listen to and think they're cool in their ford fiesta's with body kits.
1) Turn up that bangin' toonage, white boy.
2) Turn up that bangin' toonage, brown boy.
Related Words
a good tune, or a good track, possibly British
"Oi mate, that's some major toonage booming out of yer speakers!"
toonage by enigmatiq June 6, 2015
Adjective meaning cool.
Possibly originating in "Scooby Doo" movie.
"Toonage!" he exclaimed after he saw his new x-box.
toonage by Thomas Pritchard July 26, 2006