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They usually use their friends, wears costas, crosses their legs like a bitch, denies everything, ditches his friends for bitches who use him, are "workout impostor", have red hair, spends money on many unnecessary items, is a total prick to his parents, and drives a plain acura and always talks about future mods he will put on it.
"God that red-haired fuck is such a toolfag. He thinks he is the shit and ditches us all the time to pick up that bitch who uses him in his shitty acura."

"I own a white polo already.....but i'll buy another one"

"Guys i have to go home....I got to take care of some stuff" -Late seen with the bitch who uses him.

"Son you need a haircut. Mom fuck off. Bye!!"
toolfag by realistnigguh September 13, 2011

Bangin' Toonage 

Really proper loud and good music. Usually chav-ed out dance music which they listen to and think they're cool in their ford fiesta's with body kits.
1) Turn up that bangin' toonage, white boy.
2) Turn up that bangin' toonage, brown boy.
Related Words
a good tune, or a good track, possibly British
"Oi mate, that's some major toonage booming out of yer speakers!"
toonage by enigmatiq June 6, 2015
Adjective meaning cool.
Possibly originating in "Scooby Doo" movie.
"Toonage!" he exclaimed after he saw his new x-box.
toonage by Thomas Pritchard July 26, 2006

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026