Rosie: Wtf? Why the hell did you feel the need to buy the Avenged Sevenfold t-shirt that I was saving up for!? There were loads of different types that you could have gotten!
Emily: To piss you off.
Rosie: Well I guess that makes you a TOOLY MCTOOLIGAN...
Emily: To piss you off.
Rosie: Well I guess that makes you a TOOLY MCTOOLIGAN...
by xXluvable.little.anonymous.emo.chickXx July 26, 2006
That Sasha is a toolie tard
by Lisanne March 20, 2007
Combination of a tool and a douche but more than the sum of its parts.
Basically a tooly douche is someone who thinks they are slick attempting to undermine another person or group of people with words or actions that are blatantly obvious to others.
Basically a tooly douche is someone who thinks they are slick attempting to undermine another person or group of people with words or actions that are blatantly obvious to others.
by MrBigSlick June 6, 2014
Boy: I left my buttplug in my ass last night and accidentally fell asleep but now it’s gone wtf?
Girl: Don’t you know there’s a butt plug thief coming around at night stealing ppls butt plugs ? He goes by the name of Toolie Toter
Girl: Don’t you know there’s a butt plug thief coming around at night stealing ppls butt plugs ? He goes by the name of Toolie Toter
by minergirl69 September 28, 2023
Today at work, Kevin informed me he will be identifying as an air ratchet from now on. I guess he's a tooly now. I wonder if he'll plug himself into an air hose.
by Bucketdundrunkit July 22, 2023
by violetcrowbar June 2, 2022