Top Definition
A person who is a huge tool and has a big nose, like a toucan.
1: "Who's that faggot with the huge nose?"
2: "Oh, that's just toolcan, he can't help it."
by austinpillage January 23, 2011
A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.
a. That person was a complete tool can.

b. Yeah, we should call them tool can tan.
by d758595c January 30, 2010
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