Toobin

When you get caught jacking off during a Zoom call.

On today's Zoom call "election stimulation" we overserved our team member Jeffrey pulling a Toobin. He claimed his "big guy" was pulling a little to far left and he was working hard to straighten it before the election.

by Dick Champion October 20, 2020

Toobin

When you expose yourself on a video call.

Please refrain from Toobin while chatting with colleagues on a video conference.

by SEAZD October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of mastrubation during Zoom Meetings

Argghh... the meeting was so boring, I had to get Toobin

by Flnfrmhvn October 24, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating during a work Zoom meeting. Named after CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin, who got caught jerking off with his camera on during Zoom call with the New Yorker.

That call was so boring I had to pull a Toobin just to make it interesting.

by Monticello15 October 20, 2020

Toobin

When you masturbate in front of your colleagues not realizing your Webcam is on or make the claim you did not know.

I looked up and realized I was toobin it in front of my coworkers at CNN on Zoom.

by Happy Liberals October 20, 2020

Toobin

The act of playing with your weiner when you think no one on the Zoom conference can see you.

Did you hear about that CNN legal analyst who was caught Toobin on his video conference call? No way! Who was it? Jeffrey Toobin! How co-incidental is that?!

by docsabre October 19, 2020

Toobin

Jerking off during a Zoom meeting.

Fuck! Did you hear Jeffery got caught Toobin on the Zoom call? Had his dick out and thought no one could see him.

by Danglicious October 20, 2020