|1.||Tony Hawk eggs|
Crack an egg in a small bowl, scramble it with a fork, then put it in a microwave for 45 seconds. The egg is best served on toasted bread with cheese and/or some kind of deli meat.
Person 1: "did he really just post a definition of the breakfast sandwiches we make when we're high?"
Person 2: "yea. yea i think those tony hawk eggs are finally catching on."